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RE: Naljanurk - Eithea - 29-07-2018 12:12
![[Pilt: 37962361_295256747711721_681853610884700...e=5BD9721F]](https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/37962361_295256747711721_6818536108847005696_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=225955be6032898b67a3ef775ad8f0b6&oe=5BD9721F)
![[Pilt: 37914044_295249954379067_813915710690217...e=5BD77941]](https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/37914044_295249954379067_8139157106902171648_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=4f7d45cf21f1e7a87b11499afa472508&oe=5BD77941)
![[Pilt: 37953403_295255844378478_530167365699108...e=5C0B4D43]](https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/37953403_295255844378478_5301673656991088640_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=d03499d62bb2cfe74c317eb788d0defe&oe=5C0B4D43)
![[Pilt: 37966020_1674944989241191_75985228672480...e=5BCD8B25]](https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/37966020_1674944989241191_759852286724800512_n.png?_nc_cat=0&oh=d7395b79ac19f59cd47b5d70f5af6ff4&oe=5BCD8B25)
![[Pilt: 37938967_295214777715918_178873551807525...e=5C0A7D4D]](https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/37938967_295214777715918_1788735518075256832_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=46a12440dbe6279eb796bfc52fb9e635&oe=5C0A7D4D)
![[Pilt: 37932240_295215241049205_650981455539522...e=5C139178]](https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/37932240_295215241049205_6509814555395227648_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=16a41d0f6e3c34f2a1ccaa44c55de261&oe=5C139178)
RE: Naljanurk - Eithea - 29-07-2018 13:15
![[Pilt: 20106269_1916754078613898_43122257281210...e=5C075858]](https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/20106269_1916754078613898_4312225728121094331_n.png?_nc_cat=0&oh=4be04e7ef1f391b8e74e4aab776ea390&oe=5C075858)
RE: Naljanurk - Eithea - 30-07-2018 15:24
![[Pilt: 37981313_295992230971506_831580320191165...e=5C10FD60]](https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/37981313_295992230971506_8315803201911652352_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=d5dbf93ad2134b54d5105ef11b01ac92&oe=5C10FD60)
![[Pilt: 37954447_296011117636284_153614235388923...e=5C08D162]](https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/37954447_296011117636284_1536142353889230848_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=68daa377e3520df1a9e7255da8df67eb&oe=5C08D162)
![[Pilt: 37952725_1677944645607892_19772664876724...e=5BD53C13]](https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/37952725_1677944645607892_1977266487672438784_n.png?_nc_cat=0&oh=186efadc8ab9ef3091ed5f40ee14b362&oe=5BD53C13)
RE: Naljanurk - Foorumlane - 30-07-2018 18:07
Kellel jäi "verine kuu" nägemata, siis võite mind tänada, et viitsisin pilti sellest teha
![[Pilt: 37916885_2143302542571338_20767748712615...e=5C0C9D46]](https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/37916885_2143302542571338_207677487126151168_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=2bbe9a59a5c949d1fe8550913fcd4a3b&oe=5C0C9D46)
RE: Naljanurk - Eithea - 05-08-2018 06:16
Vanamutt laši ampulli panna
Vanamehe pikk multikas
RE: Naljanurk - Viimne Roomlane - 08-08-2018 22:26
Korteris käib läbiotsimine. Peale pikka tuhnimist leiab politsei puskariajamisaparaadi.
"Nii, selge!" ütleb politsei. "Süüdistame teid paragrahv see ja see järgi puskariajamises ja anname kohtu alla!"
"Aga ma pole ju puskarit ajanud!" lausub mees.
"Aga riist on ju olemas?"
"Siis süüdistage mind vägistamises ka!"
"Kas te olete kedagi vägistanud?"
"Ei ole, aga riist on ju olemas!"
RE: Naljanurk - Eithea - 10-08-2018 14:42
![[Pilt: 38829165_1573299236114769_65982277456735...e=5C131F0A]](https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/38829165_1573299236114769_6598227745673576448_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=88ab01cb4302eb4d03af5dceabc03bf8&oe=5C131F0A)
RE: Naljanurk - Viimne Roomlane - 10-08-2018 19:54
„Stirlitz, vahele jäite,” hüüab Müller kahjurõõmsalt, „teie pass lõhnab Vene viina järele!”
„Ärge mängige lolli, Müller! Bormannil on komme pitsatile peale hingata, enne kui ta selle dokumendile lööb!”
RE: Naljanurk - Eithea - 11-08-2018 07:22
![[Pilt: 38878127_446158455902447_252790392090735...e=5BCA3EBE]](https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/38878127_446158455902447_2527903920907354112_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=9a6628f7e8f92e09dded93fb0adf305a&oe=5BCA3EBE)
Kaks uusrikast:
"Tead, ma võtsin omale tuusiku safarile!"
"Kuidas hinnad on kah?"
"Normaalsed. Lõvijaht naisega - 500 taala, naisejaht lõviga - ainult sott!"
RE: Naljanurk - Hansee - 12-08-2018 18:47
https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-2ApQoaCpB-M/W2_WCBua5-I/AAAAAAAAnYI/nZr6EcXg4tkcVGADomdCZd5qN7ZU9h-SwCLcBGAs/s1600/27657620_1649335895145539_6885248247780739965_n.jpg
RE: Naljanurk - Eithea - 13-08-2018 14:57
![[Pilt: 39010632_1904416329624051_69086919520409...e=5C1251B3]](https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/39010632_1904416329624051_6908691952040935424_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=048dd1f04c371e9740c8d194bb440129&oe=5C1251B3)
![[Pilt: 39140995_2104952629729599_76278332616742...e=5BC6F2EF]](https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/39140995_2104952629729599_7627833261674201088_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=0e54fafb3e645082a1814963b01e79fd&oe=5BC6F2EF)
![[Pilt: 38888237_238199723700326_658341069691289...e=5C131E95]](https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/38888237_238199723700326_658341069691289600_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=a84a299e57f7433e65e1f3b54625a970&oe=5C131E95)
RE: Naljanurk - Tyto Alba - 13-08-2018 15:03
Ka efektsed
Ja "altenatiivikutele"...
RE: Naljanurk - Eithea - 19-08-2018 11:20
40 paari jalanõusid, mida ei kannaks ja siin mõned neist:
![[Pilt: 21-3-1.jpg]](http://anton-julia.club/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/21-3-1.jpg)
![[Pilt: 12-1-1-1.jpg]](http://anton-julia.club/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/12-1-1-1.jpg)
![[Pilt: 7-1-1.jpg]](http://anton-julia.club/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/7-1-1.jpg)
![[Pilt: 2-1-1.jpg]](http://anton-julia.club/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/2-1-1.jpg)
![[Pilt: 22-3-1.jpg]](http://anton-julia.club/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/22-3-1.jpg)
![[Pilt: 28-5-1.jpg]](http://anton-julia.club/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/28-5-1.jpg)
![[Pilt: 31-3-1.jpg]](http://anton-julia.club/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/31-3-1.jpg)
![[Pilt: 32-2-1.jpg]](http://anton-julia.club/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/32-2-1.jpg)
RE: Naljanurk - Eithea - 26-08-2018 17:19
![[Pilt: 40081951_668205863560754_775343851079886...e=5BF46CDE]](https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/40081951_668205863560754_7753438510798864384_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=bdbba9b4a35409993e1b739e77753f88&oe=5BF46CDE)
![[Pilt: 40049759_2197736377180099_39733006939382...e=5C3B10E7]](https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/40049759_2197736377180099_3973300693938208768_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=e0f3b5522ba540478a8a8597f761ad73&oe=5C3B10E7)
![[Pilt: 40045443_1650936158351117_36771601004237...e=5BF126E0]](https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/40045443_1650936158351117_3677160100423794688_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=07b78ab27b047b24ede0181f8d835077&oe=5BF126E0)
![[Pilt: 531751_531335120243226_158008146_n.png?_...e=5BFB001A]](https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/531751_531335120243226_158008146_n.png?_nc_cat=0&oh=8947665154e656d62a7a7f93d6d4c309&oe=5BFB001A)
RE: Naljanurk - Eithea - 02-09-2018 18:39
![[Pilt: 40560269_1660161174095282_25480612632844...e=5C3A1482]](https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/40560269_1660161174095282_2548061263284404224_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=4e1d56ebb7101733988da1ea3248115a&oe=5C3A1482)
RE: Naljanurk - Viimne Roomlane - 03-09-2018 22:49
Stirlitz ja Skripal jõid kumbki liiter viina.
Skripal kukkus kokku.
Novitshok, mõtles Stirlitz.
RE: Naljanurk - igihali - 12-09-2018 13:15
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RE: Naljanurk - Eithea - 13-09-2018 17:17
![[Pilt: 41673020_266341620886136_309229555311601...e=5C194AD1]](https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/41673020_266341620886136_3092295553116012544_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=c288afcd3f54b4d4f01902e2b1776cfa&oe=5C194AD1)
![[Pilt: 41659973_2311830398846200_25813627174157...e=5C2EE622]](https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/41659973_2311830398846200_2581362717415702528_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=99c9cf2e09f16927850a478e84f969a8&oe=5C2EE622)
RE: Naljanurk - Eithea - 27-09-2018 12:19
![[Pilt: 42646551_1633498626761496_82699649701715...e=5C5F948D]](https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/42646551_1633498626761496_8269964970171564032_n.jpg?_nc_cat=109&oh=68ba9c8d6ae3e390652a711245078f42&oe=5C5F948D)
![[Pilt: 42631226_10156842794183447_4611885944860...e=5C1D75BB]](https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/42631226_10156842794183447_4611885944860049408_n.jpg?_nc_cat=108&oh=c070f2d0b22ef8a3aabdd142332f5cb8&oe=5C1D75BB)
Edit: sobimatu postitus eemaldatud.
Üks Buratino nali kustutati, panen uue...
Räägib Buratino üks laupäev õhtu papa Carlole, et Pierrot on ikka üks äraütlemata kena poisslaps...tahaks kangesti temaga seda va vanainimeste asja teha. Papa Carlo julgustab - mine aga talle külla, küllap asjast asja saab! Buratino lippabki minema, kuid on veidi aja pärast kisaga tagasi:
"Papa Carlo, papa Carlo! Anna ruttu liivapaberit, Pierrot räägib, et mul ajab pinde!"
Saab liivapaberi ja silkab jälle minema, tuleb uuesti alles vastu hommikut.
Papa Carlo küsib uudishimulikult:
"Noh, kuidas Pierrot oli ka?"
Buratino rehmab käega:
"Tühja sest Pierrotist, anna parem veel liivapaberit!"
Allikas delfi ja veel sealt ..
http://www.folklore.ee/~liisi/o2/otsing.php?q=ulgus&id=40186&kat=&where_q=+where+1%3D1+and+naljad.nali+like+%27%25ulgus%25%27+&start=50
RE: Naljanurk - Viimne Roomlane - 27-09-2018 21:09
Talumees ostab uue kuke. Laseb ta õue peale lahti ja sedamaid tuleb vana kukk uue juurde: "Jookseme 3 ringi ümber kaevu, et näha kes hakkab kanade üle valitsema ja kanasid panema."
Hakkavad siis jooksma - vana kukk ees, noorem järel. Talumees vangutab pead ja ütleb: "Kurat, juba neljas kukk, aga ikka satub pederast. Peab jälle pea maha võtma."
RE: Naljanurk - Eithea - 30-09-2018 05:24
![[Pilt: 42743601_1575768245862303_92098869004022...e=5C22F56D]](https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/42743601_1575768245862303_9209886900402257920_n.jpg?_nc_cat=101&oh=016c7334e7f12c1dcb092797f9799c35&oe=5C22F56D)
RE: Naljanurk - Eithea - 02-10-2018 07:38
Riigikantselei lavastaja!
Palju õnne! Äge amet...
![[Pilt: 42851584_1388604091276012_47363225033187...e=5C5DE26E]](https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/42851584_1388604091276012_4736322503318700032_n.jpg?_nc_cat=104&oh=f3f8f3e95184c5910137a40de032a107&oe=5C5DE26E)
RE: Naljanurk - Nielander - 03-10-2018 20:18
Kui teadus päästab elusid:
"Kuu ise ei kiirga, vaid peegeldab päikesevalgust"
![[Pilt: 43045365_10156540315026605_7715559304429...e=5C205BD4]](https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/43045365_10156540315026605_7715559304429830144_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&oh=95d6d1ccbc0588195075239f36efb58f&oe=5C205BD4)
RE: Naljanurk - euroruubel - 09-10-2018 16:59
![[Pilt: 43677278_10205537800922049_1028173234601...e=5C5B4CF4]](https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/43677278_10205537800922049_1028173234601721856_n.jpg?_nc_cat=104&oh=fd3891e7600bd4384a4f73b7ef1b6faa&oe=5C5B4CF4)
RE: Naljanurk - Eithea - 12-10-2018 10:40
![[Pilt: 43443952_587481495004149_814696877194529...e=5C429C51]](https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/43443952_587481495004149_8146968771945299968_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&oh=6791508a492386b61ca9de2781eead2e&oe=5C429C51)